Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Mowlett

The act of only cutting one's front yard while leaving the back yard grass long and unkempt, in order to increase curb appeal and pacify one's spouse and neighbors without spending too much time on the project. Similar to a popular Southern hairstyle.

Thor was tired of Stephanie's nagging about the lawn but also wanted to watch the WNBA finals, so he just gave the yard a mowlett and called it a day.

by The Awkward Quilter May 3, 2013

mowould

How singer Steve Harwell of the group Smash Mouth says the word, "mould" in the song, "All Star".

♪ And all that glitters is gold, ♪
♪ Only shooting stars break the mowould! ♪

by Telephony December 11, 2020

Mowienatic

What a diehard Morissette Amon fan is referred to

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by jtate64 March 25, 2021

Mowedwixxa

Teenage boys from Austria, that drive around in very loud mostly 50ccm motorcycles that have illegal exhausts built in. Typically those exhausts are from companies like Voca, Radical or Gianelli because those make your eardrums rupture the most. They occasionally drive through your neighborhood at 2 in the morning to remind you that you should sleep well. Have a good night.

Dia gschissenen Mowedwixxa sand letze Nocht scho wieda an meim Haus vorbeigfoan.

by Riejufoara50erl December 12, 2021

Mowawewwa

mmmmmmm

Guy 1: I like vegetables

Guy 2: U know what would be even better?
Guy 1: what?

Guy 2: Adding Mowawewwa on top

by MowawewwaEnjoyer May 13, 2023

Wrong Mower

1.When someone is consecutively wrong on a test or some other sort of exam.

Example:
1.Larry: Dude I missed the last 10 questions on my Calc test!

Albert:Yeah you just got wrong mowered right there.

2. Teacher: And Tony, what do you think the answer is?
Tony: C. Actually no, wait D. No... Its gotta be A
Teacher: Well umm actually the answer is B.
Me: Wrong mowered

by Albert Pineda September 16, 2009