montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.

Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'

by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018

montana golana

a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h

person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend

person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana

montana golana: smiles and walks away

by kit girl raww November 7, 2020

rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population

I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing

by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021

Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.

guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."

by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017

Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.

"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"

by zues2848 August 17, 2011

Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011