Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
Get the Modern shart mug.A term coined by the Australian tiktoker, @sarahbada_, to describe fashion that can include tops that cover the breast to mid stomach and bottoms that can go up to just above the knee or to mid thigh. However these requirements are loosely used as comprises are made often, eg. a crop top and show more stomach is the bottoms are high waisted or a dress can be backless if the entire front is covered.
Talia: Wow, I think this top would look nice on you! Do you think it fits your style?
Sarah: Yes! It is perfectly moderately modest!
Sarah: Yes! It is perfectly moderately modest!
by sonderluvs November 15, 2021
Get the moderately modest mug.My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.
by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021
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1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink
Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink
Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
by dvs20 August 19, 2012
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Dude,I just got modded for off topic posting because I posted about the Eevee Tamagotchi on the Pokemon Let's Go Eevee boards, even though the Fortnite topic on the Smash Boards is still up. Gamefaqs Moderator's are the worst.
by AmiRose March 9, 2019
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My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.
by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022
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-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.
- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis
-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.
- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis
While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.
by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012
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