misner

A sexual act similiar to, but not, the shocker.

"My boyfriend gave me the misner last night. It was awesome."

by HVbandgeek January 31, 2008

Ikea Miser

Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.

Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

ur sister a mister

Ultimate insult, it WILL kill you, watch out! Can only be blocked with a reverse, mirror, or a no u.

Jon: Ur sister a mister.
James: No u
Jon: *Double dies*

by Drillby May 11, 2018

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE September 9, 2008

Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream

I did a Mister Whippy last night

by The Coil Meister September 28, 2010

Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...

"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"

by Essy-k April 25, 2008