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A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.
Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard
by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006
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cole miners

Fans of WWE commentator "Vintage" Michael Cole, deemed to be virtually nonexistent.
My cole miners love me!

--Michael Cole
by Kitsonga October 7, 2010
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poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Minceraft

>1% chance of getting that title instead of Minecraft on the splash screen.
If you don't understand then spot the difference between the title and the word Minecraft.
Guy 1: "Hey look what I've got!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Seriously, you can't spot the difference?"
Guy 2: "Nope."
Guy 1: "It is Minceraft instead of Minecraft you asshole!"
by doThis(info: "gotta go FAST"); September 9, 2014
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mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.
"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"
by thewilster October 18, 2004
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minerva

1.An unusual greek name for girls.
2.The goddess of wisdom and war.
3.It's used to describe wisdom and beauty.
jennifer, thank you for your words of wisdom--you are a minerva.
by hawt chickkk December 31, 2008
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