Mikey

THE epic gamer. With his ability it attract abgs with one look. He has the ultimate rizz and know how to talk to any girl.

Mikey is the rizzler. Mikey is HIM

by MikeyTheRizzler December 4, 2022

mikey

fat basterd has no people because he easts them gegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

i just ate my best mate at mc donalds mikey a nice person

by bigdaddy653 March 7, 2022

Mikey

I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.

Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

mikey

the most amazing,caring,funny,beautiful boy you could ever imagine yourself with,he always puts you before himself,there is never a dull moment with mikey,he always ensures you are happy and feel loved,he hates you being sad and will always comfort you to the best of his ability.He is the best hugger,cuddler and has the biggest heart,his hands are always warm and ready to hold yours!

i love you mikey

by dinosaursmiles November 2, 2019

Mikey

A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone

Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt

by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019

Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.

Mikey is amazing

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023