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Methorexic

A person, usually a woman, who may have been hot once but has overdone the meth. Can be identified by toothpick arms, thighs the size of a coke can, and a waistline that clearly shows internal organs. Hollow cheeks and rotten teeth are optional.
Wow, if someone gave her a sandwich she'd be pretty hot. But right now she just looks methorexic.
by George Kaplan November 8, 2010
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Metharcy

Government by the drug-addled and insane father of the family. When your Father is a violent alcoholic or drug addict and he rules over the family with an iron fist.
After the day dad railed an eighth, it was like he was at his coronation as head of the Metharcy.

When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
by Noir March 6, 2017
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Methed up

An action or the result of an action that is caused by a meth user that's high on methamphetamine.
Bro, did you see the geekers house up the street? It's methed up!

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by J Milluh September 8, 2018
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METHED UP

THE CONDITION OF BEING SO STUNG OUT THAT THE IDEA OF SELF GROOMING HAS BEEN LOST AND REPLACED WITH INSATIABLE URGE TO FIND THE BUGS THAT CRAWLING AROUND UNDER YOUR SKIN BY BURROWING HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.
"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"
by bearista August 23, 2011
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dang that's methed up

When witnessing an act that could only be committed by someone who has not slept in as many days as they have left teeth.
"Did you here Tom's mom asking to suck me off for money"

"No I didn't, dang that's methed up"
by gisimisim December 22, 2008
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moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.
Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.
by GTOman December 16, 2011
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