joslyn mercy joseph

joslyn mercy joseph..
well she is quite
loud 🥺🥺 uwu
but vv smart :000
and also extremely kind 😘😘😘
she has an obsession with st johns her cca and bncoc (literally she hasnt been over bncoc)
she like shoyu ramen, chocolate waffle, wrap, eclairs (food from school)
she also like chocolate lava cake, cHoCoLaTe cHiP iCe cReAm, chocolate, briyani and yea :)
she adores mc donalds she eats eat weekly !!
she adores coke too!!
she is rly smart idk how :0
vv annoying at times but still awesome
and a horse
josie baka

joslyn mercy joseph is such a horsie !

by lotionwipes January 29, 2023

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Mercy

When you let God into..... Just kidding! It's Lex Luthor's cyborg attendant/secretary. Her name is Mercy.

The difference between the last week I was there and every other week was her storming out every night after showing my disgust towards her on my face. From that point on my fate was sealed. Because who am I to be disgusted by her? She's the one who chooses. I'm at her mercy. And I wonder... If it were the other way around, if she were at my mercy, would she receive it? I guess she already has...

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

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Mercy Lunge

To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).

'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'

OR, can be used depending on location;

'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'

by Norwich Gentleman May 2, 2014

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Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.

Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

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