mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

mega stress

this place gives u mega stress & a visit to the docs as people dont want to go, the management are repulsive & couldnt run a raffle never mind an establishment for vulnerable people. if u are an odd shaped bastard or a pillow fucker u will fit in fine!

god there goes another top worker down with mega stress, whens it going to come to a halt? drastic action required!

by pissed off big time February 22, 2008

mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

Mega pp

belongs only to Markus

His name is Markus.
He must have a mega pp.

by koos_8 November 5, 2020

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Mega gae

Extremely gae (gay)

Aaron: inserts really gay joke}
Nova: That's Mega Gae

by SuperNova5952 June 15, 2018