maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

maximus_goatimus

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

by Silver January 21, 2005

retardicus maximus

the rare and defined retard that is enormous in size and has Super Mega Ultra Nuclear AIDS

Good morning Retardicus Maximus
Hi Retardicus maximus
You suck Retardicus maximus

by honneamise May 24, 2018

Brajmus Maximus

The Brajmus Maximus is the highest level of Braj you can achieve. Generally compared to a god, the minors of the Brajmus Maximus or his friends being the Demigod of the Braj God. Usually acts of good friendship or being a true Braj lead to Brajmus Maximus level. There can only be one Brajmus Maximus in every friend group.

"Yo Broje, thanks for being a true Braj. I believe that promotes you to the new level."

"I am the Brajmus Maximus."

by ShroomBraj April 9, 2013

Mainus

The main asshole in a group, also possibly the main asshole in an orgy.

"Those guys are dicks but that guy is the Mainus!"

by Yoyodyne and Co. August 6, 2008

Maximus Rapagio

The Latin term for "maximum rapage."

Maximum rapage means to pwn or get raped in a video game do to ridiclulous amount of skill.

Dude 20 kill rampage, Maximus rapagio mother f***ers.

by BlackCops February 19, 2011

Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011