Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.

Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"

by 14151727 March 2, 2022

To The Max

Its a sarcastic way of saying the opposite to something

Mr. Matt: Ey Blad, Are You Going To The Shop?
Mr. Billy: To The Max (Meaning He's Not):)

Or

Uncle Billy: Ey Blad, That girl Is buff init :O
Uncle Matt: Nah Shes Buff To The Max (Meaning She's Not)(Y)

by Izit Jeans March 17, 2008

Max

A dude who usually loves grundle and hanging out with the chess club

dude where have you been, your becoming a max

by denchy rent October 28, 2014

Max

The sweetest, funniest guy you will ever meet. He is a smart, SEXY guy with a great sense of humor and a nice smile. He's so amazing and so athletic. He plays soccer, has hazel (or brown) eyes and dark brown hair.

Girl 1: oooh who's that sexy guy?
Girl 2: that's max, my boyfriend

Girl 1: you lucky bitch!

by Persøn March 17, 2015

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

MAX

Portland's Metropolitan Area eXpress light rail system.

Typhoon's happy hour: six appletinis and MAX it home...no need for a designated driver!

by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007