Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019

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Flipping The Mattress

A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.

Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
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Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩

by FunkSpunk December 14, 2023

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A scenario, often playful and sexual, in which a person forcefully stabs a knife into a mattress and uses it as a sex toy, sometimes as part of an act or roleplay, while their partner or praises them.

The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.

Eammon i want you to grab a knife and stab it into the mattress and watch me ride it as you praise me.

Knife in Mattress

by Freaky Def August 10, 2025

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mattress music

Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.

Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.

by _Tookié_ May 5, 2016

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Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

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