by joeregular June 21, 2006
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by Brigante July 18, 2008
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by Wikiwikiyah August 1, 2017
Get the marchell mug.A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.
You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.
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Get the Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie mug.The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.
The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
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