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manbat

1. A half man half bat like creature, the manbat was previously thought to have been only a mythological beast referred to in stories and fairy tales, not unlike gargoyles, smurfs, yarraman and the mysterious schoolies rapist; dune man. Until recently there has been little evidence to prove the existance of manbats, going only the obscure photographs taken at wild spa parties where people who will remain anonymous got their gear off and made sweet sweet aqua-love.

2. The penis of a man, not to be confused with the penis of a woman. Defined by the man in manbat.

3. A reverse batman.
1. The man bats have been lurking around the farm recently, last week they smoked 3 of my crops and ate my cat stumps

2. Bitch bit the end offa my manbat

3. Batman is nothing but a fakebat, manbats are where its at...
by orgaz January 30, 2006
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mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered
"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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Minnesota State University, Mankato

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!
Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
by watermelawn March 21, 2017
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manhatten slay ride

When performing sex from behind at the top of a staircase, the man pulls out the womans arms and rides her down the staircase.
She broke her neck in three places after a manhatten slay ride.
by jon abbot August 5, 2007
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manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.
Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.
by Colto22 May 18, 2009
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manhattan breakfast

The act of putting on a hat immediately after waking up
Dan: Jesus Christ John! Put some ducking clothes on!

John: Sorry dude, Manhattan breakfast.
by JayDubbayoo September 21, 2016
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Manhattan Bridging

The equivalent of an Eiffel Tower (A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.) but the threesome involves two girls and one guy. The guy is banging one girl from behind while the same girl simultaneously gives the second girl oral sex and the high five takes place between the guy and the second girl = Manhattan Bridging
I assumed that a girl could take place in an Eiffel Tower during a threesome involving 2 females and one male, but my boyfriend corrected me and informed me that what I was referring to was actually Manhattan Bridging.
by BallerBitch May 19, 2016
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