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magma

The type of wordpoo/word that seems to have it's own internal thermo-nuclear reactor, usually causing wordring sting/word and / or a wordcliff hanger/word upon exit.

Often accompanied by a smell worse than rotting corpses which seeps throughout the building ignoring physical obstacles such as solid walls or doors.

Frequently the result of excessive alcohol intake the previous night.
"Yo Bren, you dispensed your morning magma yet?"
by LazyManc November 9, 2003
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Magikarp

The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
by The random jerk August 28, 2007
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The Magical Plant

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"
by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009
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Magical Dish Fairy

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.
"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"
by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005
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magical parrot

What many people from the Dime Dos texbook (for learning Spanish) turn into in crappy stories that have no point and teach you nothing.
Maria turned into a magical parrot.
Maria se convierte en una lora ma`gico.
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'
Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?
by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003
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Magical Jizz

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....
I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.
by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009
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