March 24 

This is the day to ask your crush out. If it's your birthday than it's gonna be the best birthday. Girl or boy may ask each other out

Girl: Hey do you know what day it's today?
Boy: March 24?
Girl: Today is ask your crush out day.
Boy: oh
Girl: So will you go out with me?
Boy: Yes of course

March 24 by daafamous_e March 22, 2020

March 16 

Realist nigga birthdays

Aye you c dat nigga he real asf he got 2 b born on March 16

March 16 by viral.jitt January 5, 2021

March 6 

The day when the realest, most raw, drippiest, funniest, most talented, most outspoken people are born

King: When’s your birthday
Korey: March 6
King: Oh wow yo birthday finna be lit

March 6 by Spoiledboy106 January 15, 2021

March 30 

This is the day the most sexiest son of a bitxh was born.

Bro: ITS MARCH 30TH
HOE: IK THATS THE DAY JACKSON WAS BORN THE SEXIEST SON OF A BITXH EVER!!

March 30 by Jlkjlkjlkjlk November 21, 2019

March 30 

National 69 day, you and someone of your choice have to 69

Dan: hey do you know what today is?
Mark: yea it’s March 30th or National 69 day
Dan: Oh that explains what my wife was doing with the mailman

March 30 by TheMailman’s Son March 23, 2020

March 4th 

Best girl was born, rest of you can choke

Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts

March 4th by thatbitchfio October 15, 2019

March 13

March 13th is national girls hug your crush day. On this day girls can hug whoever they want and the boys cant do anything about it. Be ready boys. And if your born on this day your crush has to kiss you because your the best person ever.

Come on Go hug him. Why? Because its march 13, national girls hug your crush day. Oh ok.

March 13 by Your bestest bestie xx November 11, 2019