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Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Musk

/məsk/
verb: musk; 3rd person present: musks; past tense: musked; past participle: musked; gerund or present participle: musking
1. to take a good thing and ruin it without displeasure or care for those it affects
2. to continually sell promises which don't materialize
1. "The Titanic was fine until the Captain musked its fate by heading further south and collided with an iceburg"

2. "Jan keeps talking and musking her mom to get the keys to the car, but the mom won't forget the last 4 instances she hit a tree"
by The Monger of Fishes December 21, 2022
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Musking

The act of giving a rimjob to someone who doesn't wipe
I offered her three horses if she'd give me a good Musking.
by Hello_Im_Matty November 28, 2022
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Musking

Basically, when you work without any sleep thinking you’re the next Elon Musk.

Specifically, to reference Elon Musk’s relentless work ethic and put in countless working hours regardless of the time of day and doubters around you.

The person musking has decided the work must be done in order to secure a wealthier future and a trip to Mars if lucky.
I stayed up for 36 hours musking it and my bank account balance is not complaining.

Friend: I texted Joe last night to come to the bar at 10:00P.M. He replied back at 3:35A.M. saying, “no, I’m musking it tonight.”

Friend 1: Dude, let’s go on vacation somewhere
Friend 2: That would be cool but, I’m broke...
Friend 1: Can you work overtime or make some extra cash with a part-time job?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, I could
Friend 1: Bro, say less, start musking
by Scorpio_Jones February 13, 2021
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Musk

A noxious substance emitted from the anal glands of a weasel
Disregarding all the warnings, many people eventually found musk growing so strong that the air became unbearable
by PurpleDragn April 13, 2025
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