moses husband

a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3

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by humony February 7, 2021

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Moses

The most popular fiction novel.

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.

by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021

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Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.

“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”

by Abudora April 17, 2021

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Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.

"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

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MOSE

An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"

by anonymous July 28, 2022

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