Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

montana golana

a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h

person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend

person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana

montana golana: smiles and walks away

by kit girl raww November 7, 2020

montana muffler

When a woman having a threesome with two men, takes a dick in each ear.

My boyfriend and his best friend gave me a Montana Muffler last night, so you’ll have to speak up.

by PapaPedro January 9, 2021

rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population

I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing

by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021

Mister montana

Chiraq rapper lil mister

Mister montana got that 40

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011

montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.

Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost

by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 8, 2010