rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population

I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing

by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021

Mister montana

Chiraq rapper lil mister

Mister montana got that 40

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.

guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."

by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017

Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved

Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac

by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020

Hannah Montana

A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA

Peasant: "Hannah Montana is so dead now"
Me: SHE LIVES

by nothannahmontana February 1, 2014

Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.

"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"

by zues2848 August 17, 2011