Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

mister brug

a dangerous brug who knows how to handle enemies and perform well in fights. he could also be able to extract tons of money from many people via cryptocurrency scams

Pierc: Yo don... watch out for mister brug.

Don: oh no! my entire bank account has been turned into etherium and drained from my wallet!

by Briugiugashiushliugie June 28, 2022

Mister Wayne 69er

mf gay asf, also american, also a cracker

mister wayne 69er has no putas

by jayteethehuman April 27, 2022

Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022