Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

Oohay mirror elgoog software

A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.

I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software

by douk January 30, 2020

The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.

After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

girls who send mirror pics

Girls who take mirror pics are ususally fine asf and need some dick

ome she’s a girls who send mirror pics she must need some dick

by Desmond5 May 1, 2022

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

Looked in the mirror

Looked in the mirror Sharp as a bullet god dam I love my mullet

Looked in the mirror= brainrot.

by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025

mirror chicken

A game played by people with mental health issues. Played by staring into the mirror as if you were having a staring contest with yourself until you force yourself into a mental breakdown. Mostly occurring because of strong feelings of self hatred.

"Yo dude, I'm gonna go play mirror chicken and see how long until I start crying"

by toastyfag April 9, 2019