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your mum in the microwave

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song
jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.
by alawrrr! September 4, 2009
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San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.
"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."
by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011
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microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.
by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018
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Julia.microwave

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by Michiinavii September 5, 2021
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microwave

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007
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Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM
Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!
by Demetri January 26, 2005
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microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD
<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!
by El-Tea August 4, 2004
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