Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

Mega shithole

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more

Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole

by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019

mega mess

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor

omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!

by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Mega pp

belongs only to Markus

His name is Markus.
He must have a mega pp.

by koos_8 November 5, 2020

mega blotto

get smashed wankered off your nut ass fucked steaming pissed wrecked drunk tipsy off it

sanders got mega blotto last night.

by james wood/scott blad September 16, 2004

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020