Loser

You

Everyone is a loser

by KanSAM September 12, 2016

Loser no life

Someone who opens your text as soon as you send it

“Isaac is such a loser no life.”

by Losernolife September 25, 2019

loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.

That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.

by Samma678 May 15, 2010

Ball Loser

A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.

Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.

Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?

by frankmasta5 June 28, 2010

Lima loser

"L"ost "I"n "M"iddle "A"merica

Loser

Believe me, when you move to Ohio, you'll officially be a Lima loser.

by The_gLeek October 1, 2009

loser mcloserson

Any guy who is a science nerd, doesn't yet like girls, plays random video games, and talks to teachers for fun. Often named Martin.

Omg that kid is such a Loser Mcloserson

by losermcloserson January 13, 2010

loser drunk

The level of drunkeness where you think you are the life of the party when you are really the biggest loser around.

Courtney Love or Tara Ried get loser drunk at any social occasions!

by pahonics September 22, 2005