abraham lincoln

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.

why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln

by jenkem110 July 9, 2009

Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"

1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."

by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

lincoln county

A county full of women who use their children as pawns. You blink and you will miss it. You arent missing anything though.

Lets go to lincoln county and get drunk.

by Eiram Y'cats July 7, 2017

Crispy Lincoln

1. fresh five-dollar bill
2. about onefitty more than treefitty

It only costs a Crispy Lincoln to get into the frat.

by Cornell Dollar November 14, 2011

west lincoln

some badass

did you see those west lincoln’s guys there wild

by 69foru November 13, 2018

Abraham Lincoln

A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.

Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln

by BigBo16 December 26, 2007

Lincoln Park

A city in southeast Michigan, full of retards who do urban dictionary myspace surveys and a bunch of whiggers

Another pute face from Lincoln Park did a myspace survey

by Rymfire October 16, 2008