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liberal

Ignorant freedom-haters who don't think it's worth their time to read up on "the facts". They think that killing soon-to-be babies is right and that noone should have at least a chance at life, no matter how bad it may be. They all praise their pagan forest god Al Gore, whose house emits ten times as many greenhouse gases as a normal house. During the Civil War, they supported slavery against the newly formed Republican party, which was against slavery. Many American liberals cannot speak proper English, either speaking in a completely incoherent "big city" accent, or like they think that they're a rapper. Many value material objects and sex over anything else, and others think that everyone who doesn't think their way should be shot. A common profession among liberals is that of the drug dealer.
"That liberal stole my shoes!"
by CrystDron March 4, 2007
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liberator

When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.
Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.
by caylow February 23, 2011
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liberal

someone who believes in lassiez-faire capitalism
A classical liberal, Hiram questioned the need of government to control the market.
by AUSTIN STONEMAN September 24, 2003
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liberal

A liberal is a person who advocates for a system in which everybody can coexist pacifically without anyone forcing sb into doing what they want. This implies that for example, Christians cannot but convince peacefully that their belief is the best.

The state shouldn't intervene either, except for some few areas: military, police, minimal social assistance and the judicial system to enforce the non-aggresion laws. In this line of thinking, Milton Friedman is one of the greatest exponents of liberal ideology. Any tax is considered theft, since it's an aggression to private property, but some can be considered so beneficial and so inexpensive that may be justifiable.

There is a natural tendency to want to be the most liberal in the room. Some even advocate for anarchy: no state intervention at all. The rest are called minarchists, and hated by the radical anarchists.
She is so liberal that she thinks that the USA is a communist state.
by Laura Doyle July 14, 2021
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Liberals

People who don't live in reality.

People who only criticize everyone else without offering any of their own solutions.

People with no valid arguments because they aren't arguing from any sort of position and so their mind changes like the wind.
John Kerry flip flopped like a screwball and couldn't make up his damn mind and so the people could see that Jerry Lewis would make a better president than dumbass John Kerry!
by John Kerry sucks balls April 25, 2005
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liberals

retarded bush hating traitors theywant to kill military servicemen put saddam in power want the united states blownup they slash school funding luv child rapers and hate everyone except themselves liberals suck
liberals :i am such a liberal i hate the united states, want to expand welfare, i praise jimmy carter, defend terrorists, did not want the war on terror, love michael moore, and is a complete idiot traitor, and i think everyone who fought in vietnam was a baby eater, go clinton!

(the person who wrote this is not liberal i am just quoting what liberals say)
by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005
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liberal

1 UK - an indivdual who favours a political philosophy of reform and the protection of civil liberties, is tolerant of change and of the opinions of others and, is not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy or tradition.
2 US - a derogatory term applied to anyone who has left wing political views, which implies that they are associated with anal sex and communism.
1 'The high number of economic migrants coming to this country doesn't bother me, Im fairly LIBERAL'
2 'Fucking LIBERAL Hippies.'
by J Riley September 25, 2005
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