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My Lexus SC430 could beat the shit out of that BMW!!!
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Lexus's are a smashing hit in the US, but not in Europe where they are perceived as gimmicky cars with no status, no innovation, no real chassis/driving engineering. Sales have suffered as a result
At the end of the day, you pay for the great reliability in the complete absence of any driving pleasure, innovations, style, or tier one brand status. Lexus has no premium super car (audi a8), and no motor sport involvement, no performance spec across the lineup (mb amg, bmw M, audi rs).
Lexus's are a smashing hit in the US, but not in Europe where they are perceived as gimmicky cars with no status, no innovation, no real chassis/driving engineering. Sales have suffered as a result
At the end of the day, you pay for the great reliability in the complete absence of any driving pleasure, innovations, style, or tier one brand status. Lexus has no premium super car (audi a8), and no motor sport involvement, no performance spec across the lineup (mb amg, bmw M, audi rs).
guy 1: Lexus like Toyotallly does everything so unique
guy 2: there would be no lexus without mercedes-benz you fool. Grow a pair, deal with the extra cost, and buy the real thing you cheap ass.
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Penis example:
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
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Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
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