Top Left Coast

The Northwest (Washington State)

Top Left Coast in da house!!!

by Emcee Trouble July 13, 2011

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

serving from the left

To perform your job properly or at a higher level, because your boss is now watching you. Derived from the rule that a waiter is suppose to serve a plate to a diner from the diner's left and remove it from the right. But this procedure is often neglected.

When my boss came into my office to listen to my sales calls, I knew I had better start serving from the left.

by Vegasgirl72 July 21, 2009

all the way left

When things go completely wrong.

"How does that shit go all the way left??"

by Techno Bacon May 17, 2018

Lubed Up Leftovers

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.

I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.

by Scruffy Judson November 7, 2019

This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011

Left back

To be held back a grade in school, or to not be promoted to the next grade.

I am getting left back; I have to go throught the 8th grade again.

by Cobainime February 17, 2004