Laundry Detergent

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Dirty laundry

Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself

Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!

by Applepod October 20, 2019

laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

Laundry ass

A man who’s only interested is to take as many loads, that is bareback sex, where the top doesn’t pull out, but instead ejaculates in his hole. Then another man had next and goes in, without a condom, or making the bottom duchè, clean out his hole, so it’s nice and not full of dripping cum.

Most gay men who are power bottoms, looking for now, BB are what I call, laundry ass nihgas.

It seems like the only men on Grindr, that are out right now are laundry ass niggas. Straight up cum dumpsters, not even worth my time and energy.

by Boss Don Vito July 18, 2021

depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021