Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is used with a stick and a ball. People think it is only for rich white boys who aren't athletic at all. But no all races black,white,Asian,etc. It does require skills plus you have to have mad balls to get hit with a stick like fight a lax player and you would probably lose.

" Lacrosse is dope!"
"nah only retards and pussy's play that game"
" Fight me bitch come square up pussy!"

by PervertCentralLOL69 May 13, 2018

Best Lacrossers Eva

Literally nobody can beat them. Wins every game. Never once missed the net. Genuinely the best lacrosse player in the entire universe.

“Those girls are the best lacrossers eva”

by Toesandfeet April 27, 2022

Lacrosse

Lacrosse is sport that has any other similar technics like basketball and soccer. It is combined with hockey and soccer and requires a lot of hand eye coordination. If you look at major star girl and boy lacrosse players you will see that they played at least one other sport. Also it is a stereotype that spoiled kids play lacrosse because they would already be scared of the ball hitting their face or if a defense player will check their stick. So to all those people saying bad things about this sport, I would like to see you try.

Friend: Is there an emoji for lacrosse?
Other friend: Get the new update, it’s there

by Lunarbomn November 6, 2018

Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is literally just a dissapointing mix between hockey, baseball, and football. Or, in a couple peoples words, "gay baseball".

Kris: "you play gay table hockey slash baseball, right?"
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."

by Callum with two L's September 8, 2019

Lacrosse

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.

Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?

by Leotts December 3, 2019

Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.

1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!

by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020

Lacrosse

The best fucking sport you can find. Gets a shity stereotype ( rich assholes ). It’s got a lot of history and really fun. Whoever tells you it’s bad is shitty at the game and lays a Alabama hot pocket in his sister every night

Lacrosse

by Benjamin_Doverton May 27, 2019