Armory Lung

When after you run at the Armory Track in NYC, you cough and wheeze on the train ride home due to the shitty, stuffy air in the spot

Matthew: *Cough Cough*
Ashar: What's up man you got AIDS or sum?
Matthew: Nah g I just got out of the armory, got a case of Armory Lung

by RatFuckerNYC December 21, 2021

Ouid Lungs

When you’re on the verge of a cough from a Rip but it wont come out so you just struggle

damn bro really had ouid lungs and almost passed out

by TheRealSquill January 08, 2022

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 07, 2016

tap and lunge

When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.

We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.

by clarice22 September 16, 2014

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 03, 2022

Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."

by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022