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Bit Of Lasagna

A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.
Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES
by used paper towel May 21, 2019
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Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
by biggymcmac October 18, 2017
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Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
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lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!
Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.
by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025
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Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
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