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Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 19, 2022
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the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.
God damnit Landon fucked my ex in the shower last night.
by RömzTwiz January 22, 2022
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Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!
Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022
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did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
haha "landon" your so funny
by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
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Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.
That guys such a landon.I wish I were that girl!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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Long story short girls wanna fuck landon because he’s athletic,tall,wealthy,caring, and most importantly has a big dick I’m talking 8 inches 100% of the time.Landon waits for women to ask him out because he’s to busy in life to ask them.
That kids living a landon life
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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