Shoe Lacing

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.

My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.

by Wagssy November 3, 2009

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window-licking bus

a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school

also if you see a dumbass walking by

1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus

by Luke Parry & Carl Williams January 25, 2004

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Licking your fingers

Something every normal person should do after eating chips. It's the best freaking part of eating them. You should be excited when the bag is empty because you get to lick your fingers. Do not under any circumstances let it go to waste becuause then you basically just wasted a whole bag of chips. Always lick yo fingers.

Kayla: "Awhh man, I'm out of cheetoes."
Emily: "You still have the best part left!"
Kayla: "What part? They're all gone!"
Emily: "The licking your fingers part, uh duh!"
Kayla: *licks fingers* "Oh now that was tastey."

by Fanboy & Chum Chum January 16, 2012

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laking

Verb used to describe various activities that occur on a lake.

Dave: Fuck it's hot out!
Ben: I concur, we are going laking today.

by M.H.Y. June 4, 2010

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cracker lackin'

When a black man is using a public urinal and peeks over to see what the white guy next to him is working with. This is typically followed by something like a disappointed shake of the head by the black man.

When I go to the club for some cracker mackin' I like to get a little extra confidence by going into the bathroom and seeing some cracker lackin'... then I go steal the poor dude's girl.

by usmafia808 July 9, 2012

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