Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.

Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?

by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020

Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him

Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky

by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019

kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.

Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.

by fiber the bot June 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, and hot. He will never give up on you. He will keep trying until he has your heart. Kyle is the type of person to stay with you no matter what. He is a loveable person. Will always be the friend/boyfriend/girlfriend you would ever want to be with

GIRL 1- Wow is that Kyle?

GIRL 2- He's so hot

by NAAAAAAAAAAAT June 28, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is usually a teenage boy who skates and is a horny fuckboy. Kyles like to drink way more Monsters than he should. Kyle usually has a friend group of assholes to anyone unlucky enough to interact with them.

"Oh that guy? Yeah he sucks. Such a Kyle."

by ACAB, baby! September 7, 2020

Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.

Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.

by Victor Devito July 31, 2019

kyle

Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.

kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.

girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true

by anne nonymous :) June 11, 2019