Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirby

The perfect guy.
Consists of:
8 pack
15 inch cock
Huge balls
Pulling every girl
Perfect hair
Huge ass
Very very sexy

I wish I could find a Kirby that would love me one day

by Boner man 420 November 23, 2021

Kirby

A little kid who says oh yeah and also likes to state he likes acting gay but not is ......probabbly

Guy1: Yo Kirby
Kirby:Oh yeah

by pqowert May 8, 2019

Kirbied

Passive verb.
Getting ate by something or someone in a single bite, and, in very rare occasions, getting also spitted out with insane violence.

He got kirbied by a giant wolf, he got a concussion.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Kirby 02

Kirby why are you using a gun in a e rated game?

Person 1: hey dude i had a thought about some 02 guy can you help? Person 2: *Searches kirby 02* Person 1: OH GOD WHAT THE heck

by whyarewehere April 14, 2022

kirby

Is a sweet,kind,wonderful,awesome guy he is fun/funny love parties and he will always brighten up your life he will help you when you need it he is the best guy you can ever have after all he's my parent and if u have a Kirby in your life enjoy it.

Kirby is the best person in life!!😀

by The.Wolfs.Queen October 22, 2017