Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.

Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.

by KS HS June 7, 2020

Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.

“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

by The Gee man 69420 June 15, 2020

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008

kansas city rich

"kansas city rich" means that, with your current income, you would be considered rich or wealthy ONLY in kansas city, because that income would only put you to low to middle class in a REAL city.

I can't afford to live in california, I can make it ok in phoenix, but i could be KANSAS CITY RICH!!! BIG BALLAH!!

by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

Kansas City Juggler

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.

Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"

by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010

Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Flying bird of Kansas

When your small flaccid penis grows into a giant erect one unexpectedly in public.

In the middle of language arts class, Kenelm exclaimed "Flying bird of Kansas!"

by schlongmaster January 18, 2015