Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008

kansas city rich

"kansas city rich" means that, with your current income, you would be considered rich or wealthy ONLY in kansas city, because that income would only put you to low to middle class in a REAL city.

I can't afford to live in california, I can make it ok in phoenix, but i could be KANSAS CITY RICH!!! BIG BALLAH!!

by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

Kansas City Juggler

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.

Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"

by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010

Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Flying bird of Kansas

When your small flaccid penis grows into a giant erect one unexpectedly in public.

In the middle of language arts class, Kenelm exclaimed "Flying bird of Kansas!"

by schlongmaster January 18, 2015