Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg June 26, 2017

Kiwi

A nickname for a person who likes kiwi fruit or who starts with the letter k. They typically have dirty blond hair and confusing eyes. They are fast runners and very athletic. Usually girls go by this nickname. They are so pretty/handsome and are the most kind people you will ever meet.

Girl1: omg kiwi is sooo nice.
Girl2: she must love kiwi fruit or something. I wish I was that nice.

by chickenpotato1265 July 15, 2020

Kiwi

The most amazing sweetest gecko who looks like a kiwi(yes the fruit)

LOOK ITS MY GECKO KIWI
omg hes adorable
WHY THANK YOU

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

Kiwi

A person who comes from New Zealand

Kaines a kiwi.

by Bush Ranga March 05, 2015

Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021

Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 02, 2019