Jumah aka jimbis

Sarsour

I stepped on jumah aka jimbis

by Tlos October 28, 2018

Jumah

No matter what short and in some way retarded.
Also nicknamed Jimi, Jimbino, or Gymbus (pronounced Jim-bes.)
Also called gay but isn't. For now. Or not yet.

Jumah is retarded.

by Them toes October 28, 2018

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Judas jim

A terrible cunt

The cunt judas jim has just got me a death sentence. Not only helping himself but others who are in deep shit.

by TUPPE November 7, 2019

Judas

Someone who is #1 on the FBI most wanted list for constantly hitting up young highschool females, a.k.a. Shane, brother of Wiener.

Shane = Judas.

"Man, you damn well know you're Judas stop cappin"

by CWavy December 2, 2019

juahauts

An act in which you have the urge to poop but you cannot, even though you are not constipated.

Mom: SWEETIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND IM JUAHAUTS.

by Yo bro dj pj June 26, 2020

Juahauts

An act in which the animal (human, fish, gorilla, etc.) has the urge to poop. But, when trying to poop the poop does not come out; meanwhile; the animal is not constipated.

Human 1: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Human 2: IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND IM JUAHAUTS.

by Yo bro dj pj June 26, 2020