Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordan

BIG DICK NIGGA ONG NO CAP I SEENT DAT SHIT

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM

by EDP45 September 29, 2022

Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away

by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017

Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.

Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!

by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019

Jordan

no bitchees

"martin said Jordan got no bitches"

by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.

Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.

Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018