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dark joke

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
by HoonisPahoonis August 16, 2020
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to abuse a joke

To repeat the same joke until it is not funny anymore. Usually caused by people who are not that original.
Person A: Heheheh women belong to kitchen.
Person B: Bruh, you said this joke 100 times today. Stop abusing the joke!

Person A procceded to abuse a joke about women not being funny.
by Heća April 27, 2020
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Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke
Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at
by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020
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Joke Immunity

When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.
We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.
by Joke Lord December 22, 2010
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joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.
*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??
by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009
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Dad Joke

An embarassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st Birthday Speeches.
Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
by Bunny January 20, 2004
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Jokes Wet

A funny bit of minge. Young girls who put out. Ridiculous sluts. Girls who dress in a silly way and will probably play with your knob.
Oh man, the party was dripping with Jokes Wet.
by Plus Dorian Gray June 17, 2009
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