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joey

joey is very short
by filipethehairygreek October 13, 2020
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Joeyed

(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.
Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."
by thelovelessguru September 1, 2009
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joey

a joey can be a very annoying character and can be very desperate for a girlfriend. When he finally gets one he will ruin the relation ship. he will eventually make his friends fed up of his selfish ways. he will constantly say hes depressed (even though he bearly knows what it means) not many people will like him
"you know that really annoying boy? I acctualy hate him."

"yeah that's joey."
by pandagirl6464 January 8, 2019
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joey

-an asshole who breaks hearts.
-plays girls.
-and just generally wants to get some.
-yet he doesn't believe in "hitting and quitting".
-dick face.

WARNING: don't fall for one of these,
they won't catch you.
"hey whats wrong?"
"oh im getting played by a joey."
by cgarmyroyaoce October 19, 2008
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a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"
by dan November 26, 2004
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Joei

the sweetest, loveable, sexiest, boy a girl could dream of. A total asshole to people who piss him or his girl off.
What happened to you?

I went over tryin to hit on that girl.

so??

well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.

hahahaha. nobody told you?

told me what?

that girl is joei's girl.

don't fuck with him or her.

complete badasses.
by jamie [mf] clark October 16, 2008
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a joey

A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
Stoner A: Go chippy and get me a pie
Stoner B: OK
Stoner A: Haha, Joey
by Xa3r0 August 16, 2006
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