Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Jive

Used yo reference something as being false or a lie. Fiction.

Man,that Dude trying to look rich by carrying a roll of One dollar Bills with a couplevof hundred dollsr bills on the outside is so jive with his act.

by TBonesPonderosa December 2, 2018

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

Jive

A cab in Southern Africa.

James: Hey man how did you get here so fast?
Diego: I took the first jive I could get.

by A.J.King January 11, 2019

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018