Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020

Va-jive

A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.

Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls.

It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub

by Enszy December 20, 2023

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

jive

1920s slang term for cannabis

The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!

All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

jive

Effortlessly Cool: Describes something or someone with an air of effortless style, flair, or charisma. It’s the kind of cool that doesn’t try too hard but still stands out.

You’ve got to meet Jordan—he’s got that jive factor that makes everyone want to hang out with him.

by keymash August 18, 2024

Chewy Jive

Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.

Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!

by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024