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Jessica

Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.
Jessica is toiiiiight!
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
by fergdogthehog May 8, 2018
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Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
by ihatehomework December 15, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish
Person 1: EW IS THAT JESSICA?
Person 2: She is so desperate geez.
Person 1: XD TRUE
by catgirl16 January 28, 2019
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Jessica

Man that girl is such a Jessica ugh
by KINGHANDO August 13, 2020
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Jessica

The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs
Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"
by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica is a bitch
by Joey1122 September 5, 2020
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Jessica

The baddest B*tch of all. She is very kind and charming unless you get on her bad side. Boss Ass B.
Jessica is the destroyer of Refton.
by Shy~Girl October 20, 2020
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