A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who love the how to train your dragon soundtrack (respect), and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Lives in his parents basement. Always threatening suicide, yet does nothing about his situation.
Jedi was being annoying.
by Grip Strength May 2, 2024

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict
by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
by Brosiff III May 4, 2011

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
