jaffetusettuce

A rare type of lettuce at IS289. By Maxine And Finnan

I love some jaffetusettuce

by Jaffetuslettuce March 14, 2022

Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.

"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"

by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014

Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"

Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.

by yunghag February 2, 2016

dirty jeffers

Having a massive dick

Mark has a dirty jeffers

by I am well hung September 6, 2021

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.

person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too

by ciannn June 24, 2008

Jeffersonian Gangster

A person who follows the wise advice of Thomas Jefferson, but dissents from his government and acts in a way that makes people think he's a thuggish gangster.

I'm a Jeffersonian gangster.

by TCT March 14, 2008

Jeffery

1) An assshole who cheats on girls and breaks their hearts
2) A guy who is seemingly nice but will do anything to get in a girl's pants.
3) Fresh Fish.

1) girl: Jeffery left me for a girl he cheated on me with
2)girl1: I thought he was nice

girl2: yeah, well he's a jeffery
3)prison inmate: you hear about the fresh fish, Jeffery?

by HisKittyForInfinity January 3, 2010