Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

Judaea

A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.

"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."

"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"

by Lampey March 26, 2014

Judah Cosby

Judah is someone you would describe as a prick he has many girlfriends but only on his mind. Judah is used as a common insult for dating terms since a person called Juduh can never get a girlfriend

Hey your such a Judah Cosby you only dream about girlfriends

by Shrkjndmdn January 24, 2019

Camp Judaea

a place where counselors are hornier than the chanichim.

camp judaea;
Jon: yo did you get with ashley last night?
Nick: Nah papo, I had shmira

by jdjdjd August 24, 2016

Judes

St. Judez disco for teenagers situated in the affluent south side area of orwell in templeogue D.6W Similar to that of 'Wezz' usually attended by d4'snot much goes on there except for slut dancing and 'scoring' the local hotties from the nearby rugby club st marys also attended by the well known D4girls 'the maccy d's girls' nicknamed this because of their school st mac daras college templeogue.And also well known templeogue college boys

D4:OMG loike r u heading to Judes on friday noysh

other D4:totally im sooo going to score eoin

D4:totally!

by uhk January 12, 2008

judav

a big bear that lives in new york city

that's not a big bear, that's judav

by AG December 9, 2004

jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007