Mikee Joke

a joke that is lamer than a dad joke
Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.
by princessmeowicka April 14, 2014
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dark joke

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
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to abuse a joke

To repeat the same joke until it is not funny anymore. Usually caused by people who are not that original.
Person A: Heheheh women belong to kitchen.
Person B: Bruh, you said this joke 100 times today. Stop abusing the joke!

Person A procceded to abuse a joke about women not being funny.
by Heća April 27, 2020
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Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke
Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at
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beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).
A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
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Dad Joke

An embarassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st Birthday Speeches.
Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
by Bunny January 20, 2004
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Jokes Wet

A funny bit of minge. Young girls who put out. Ridiculous sluts. Girls who dress in a silly way and will probably play with your knob.
Oh man, the party was dripping with Jokes Wet.
by Plus Dorian Gray June 17, 2009
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