by Fkn retard May 16, 2020
Get the Ivan mug.Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020
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Get the Ivan mug.A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar
Ivan is a waker
by Ivanko October 30, 2020
Get the ivan mug.To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
by 69TH September 22, 2017
Get the Ivan mug.(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.
As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.
by Pseudonat June 12, 2017
Get the Ivan mug.A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
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